Why I don't stick with the easy-peasey long stitch, I don't know. A glutton for punishment must I be. But, this book called out to me for coptic, so I responded appropriately, not remembering how much I HATE coptic binding. Well, not hate; it looks lovely, but it takes so much brainpower! I have a headache.
The epic story of a handmade coptic stitch book with a metal cover.
#1 Take a blank sheet of brass.
#2 Cover it with globs and swirls and massive quantities of silver solder. (Thanks to Stephanie Lee for teaching this.)
#3 Sink a medallion into the front. Use a solution to make it look old.
#-1 You've already aged and torn down the Japanese paper for the signatures, so..
#4 Against your better judgment, begin sewing the coptic stitch, you fool.
#5 Well, that's not working out too well, is it? Halfway through, take it all out and do it again. Finish attaching the back cover.
#6 You're still not paying attention, are you? Cut the waxed linen off the spine and pull out all the stitches yet again. Drink a glass of champagne and go to bed.
Fade to black....
#7 Better now? Veeerrryy carefully sew the stitches, paying close attention to the diagrams that make no sense and drive you crazy.
#8 Do the best you can to hide the screw-ups.
#9 Use an antique button for the clasp and old mala beads for the tie-end.
#10 Tie all sorts of ribbons and old buttons and pearls on the spine. That's right. The spine with all the *^&^%(&* stitches that you worked so hard to make perfect. Yes, that's what I said. Cover them up. You're an idiot.
#11 Gaze lovingly at your handiwork and vow solemnly to never. Ever. Never do a coptic book again. Yeah, you said that last time. Sucker.