My family. I'd like to introduce you to all of them, but it might take too long. We are many. We are 9 wacky, silly, smart, successful and (ahem) good lookin' siblings. Some of us (ok, most of us) do fairly odd things on the spur of the moment for no reason other than sheer enthusiasm. We will go very far down the road to create an amusing situation or get a laugh - or a tear. It's genetic.
Here are four, who gathered recently at the family's favorite pizza place in Chicago. They're crazy for the pizza. They carry it from Chicago on their flights home. They buy it frozen and ship it to sons and daughters away at school. This is serious pizza.
Now, the guy on the left is a doctor, see? Remember that; it's important. The guy sitting at the other side of table is an engineer, which may be an important fact. The guy standing up (see his hanging badge?) does stuff at O'Hare Airport related to taxis and security and committees - don't let him catch you. Finally, the lovely lady is my dear youngest sister. She works in corporate customer service and knows her way around the postal system.
So, when they asked for my address because they "had something for me", I got a little excited, thinking they were sending me a Malnati's deep dish Chicago pizza, containing my lifetime allotment of cheese. I mean, they posted that picture from the restaurant. And I pouted back at them through Facebook. I figured they were taking pity on me way out here on the West Coast.
But, no. Waiting on my doorstep two days later was a little square box that was overnighted to California. Not big enough for a pizza, I'm thinking.
That would be correct. Inside, was this.
After I stopped laughing hysterically, I got to wondering. Remember that doctor brother? And he sends me a slice that's 36 hours old? Did he not do a bacteria count on this thing? Could the engineer not have come up with a system to preserve it? Could the sister not have shipped it refrigerated? And why didn't the security brother worry about my security?
I'm not eatin' this, guys, but thanks for the thought! You crack me up.
Thanks also for the artwork.
I'll treasure it always. Unlike the now 4 day old pizza slice that is
currently sitting on my desk. I'll find a way to part with it, honest
I will. But for now, it's still making me laugh, so I'll hold on to it.
Thanks a lot guys. Mom would be proud of you. Your "Strauel" is showing!